Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Easter Sunday, Part 2


So here's the Second and concluding part of Easter Sunday. Shoutout To Nicole (@GurlInRehab) And Tosin (@tOsloPz) for disturbing my life over this. Shoutout Also to Andrew (@Art_Junky) again for this entry. Incase you missed the Part 1, Here's a link to it: http://yourstruly-femi.blogspot.com/2012/05/easter-sunday-part-1.html?spref=tw

Anyways, Enjoy!

Yours Truly, Femi xx

EASTER SUNDAY PART 2


Me: WHAT! And u just telling me this?



Me: I swear u r very mean ooo! If only u told me earlier, I would have just stayed home



Miss S: Am sorry nw... But u see if I had told u then u wouldn't have come



My legs were so shaky and I immediately toned it down to gentleman attitude.



Me; Are they in their rooms?



Miss S: Nope, they are waiting for u at the dinning



Me: What!



Miss S: don't worry; it's just my step-dad, my mum, my sister and a guest



Me: OMG!



I grew very hot and the pores of my skin widened in sweaty lushes. I felt the first drop of sweat running down and absorbed by my shirt. I just couldn't imagine why she would set me up in such an unholy manner. I was very scared and shy.



Miss S: Man up jor, they are waiting for you



Me: why are they waiting for me nw?



Miss S: So lunch could be served



Me: haba! Am I that special?



Miss S: yes nw (with a wide grin on her face)



Me: Ok letz go in.



We walked through the lobby into the sitting area which emerged into the living room and the dining room.



As the door opened, I felt eyes penetrating through my tender skin and I instantly became very uncomfortable. I greeted everyone sitted and was about heading into the living room;



Her Dad: come and join us on the table



Me: Oh! Thank you sir



Me: am ok for now.



Miss S: Come now I already reserved a space for you to sit



Her Dad: are u sure u r ok?



Me: yes sir



My bladder almost ran out when she asked me to come join them on the table because, the only space left on the table was a Chair directly facing her Dad.



The table was packed with food in buffet style and the aroma coming out from the food made my insides jump like a replica of 'Tarzan' on the table and devouring every single bit of food on the table.



I went to the living room and sat down gently on one of the sofas. I could still feel eyes piercing through my skin, but I just tried to escape the moment by bringing out my phone to check if I had any message awaiting my reply.



Unfortunately for me there was none so I posted a catchy punch line status to get my gossip-loving friends curious; saying, 'what an awkward Moment!’ As I expected, the pings began coming in.

As I chatted away, I even forgot that 'Miss S' had left me and was nowhere to be found in the room. I just sat there and gazed at my phone and the television which was tuned to Al jazeera. I was present but my mind had drifted into another world entirely as I thought about all the things I could have done but wouldn't get the opportunity to do.

The tap on my shoulder landed me back to reality, as a yellow drink in a glass cup was offered to me. I quickly collected the tray and glass out of her hand (you know as a gentleman you have to do these things).



'Miss S' had gone to change her shorts into a blue cropped jean. She sat next to me and took my phone, I really didn't care because I knew there was nothing incriminating on my phone and as she searched through my picture folders with a few sighs, smile, disgust, and shocked expressions. I took a sip out of the drink in the cup and "Oh wow!" I could taste Mango as the dominant flavor and some other ingredients; hence I termed it mango juice. It was delicious, I wanted to gulp every bit and I couldn't help but ask what the ingredients were. She looked so lost in my pictures as she gazed at them. I asked her for the ingredients she used in making the drink but she told me to guess.



Me: I definitely knw mango is in it



Miss S: yes correct



Me: Milk (although I couldn't feel d milk but d drink was creamy)



Miss S: a little bit



Me: I fink sugar



Miss S: nope!



Me: ok am tired of guessing please tell me



Miss S: nope! I can't sorry after all u started guessing so continue



Me: that unfair.... I definitely know water is a major ingredient



Miss S (laughing)



Me: why r u laughing nw



Miss S: why didn't u just say piss? ...of course water has to be inside



Me: So u r using me to catch cruise abi?



Miss S: ok I promise to tell u the other stuff later



Me: ok



I had totally forgotten that her family was eating behind us, until I heard her pretty mother's voice calling out for her....



Her Mum: pls get me the Bowl of ice-cream in the fridge



Miss S: Ok mum



Getting up, She dropped my phone beside me and walked off swiftly her behinds in perfect motion with the rest of her body. I couldn’t help but gaze at the gracious endowment, but I put myself in check quick enough to caution myself of her parents’ who were close by lest I be classified as a pervert.  Once she was out of sight, I returned gazing back to TV set hoping to forget what my eyes had just seen but the more I tried, the more my mind played more tricks on me and I started imagining other things that I could possibly do to that perfect behind. As I was still pondering to myself, she returned with a giant sized Bowl of Supreme Vanilla ice-cream on a tray with ice-cream cups and briskly dropped the tray beside her mom, which her mom offered to me. I quickly and politely replied, "No thank you ma! Am ok" before Miss S could intervene. Though I longed to have some but it felt like the perfect words for the moment and as I looked behind me, I saw 'Miss S' disapprovingly squeezed her face in wrinkles and said to her mom

“Mummy don't mind him, he's just shy that's all".

This statement crushed my ego like being hammered and battered by the stump of an elephant’s foot. Before I could sulk deeper into the sofa, a cup of freshly scooped ice-cream was pointed towards me by 'Miss S'. I quietly accepted the cup (wishing it helped me regain my ego) in appreciation.

She smiled as she sat next to me which alarmed me, until she asked "who's is this?" I froze because it was a picture of my "to-be" girlfriend and I had no explanation because she had already seen the name of the folder which I titled 'MY HEART'. I had to say something really fast, so I just said "well those are pictures of my friend that I really like". Well, I felt safe as I did not lie because literally I wasn't dating the girl yet and even if I was it wouldn't have mattered because I and 'Miss S' understood ourselves so none of that mattered.

As we were still talking in the living room area, her family retired into their bedrooms and we were left there alone. A sneaky thought crept into my mind; "you better act now before it's too late" and then another thought went; "you better don't do anything because you know the parents or her sister could walk in at any moment". After hearing the second thought in my head, I just piped down and sat there like a saint until she tapped me and invited me over to the already cleaned table with fresh dishes laid out in a very classy style. All I could think in my head was "Damn! This girl is homely".... I kept this attribute in store for future; whomever I would get married to must possess the great attribute that this wonderful young lady possesses.

Digressing further, I quickly sat down on the lovely carved mahogany and leather chair, waiting for my host to send the green light to dig in without limit. At this point I honestly began drooling as I badly waited for 'go!'. She passed me a bowl which contained some sort of soup, of which I had no clue. I opened it and promptly asked "what is this?" The soup looked weird and I stared alarmingly into the bowl, when she burst out laughing at me and she said "it not poison now.. Itz some Chinese chicken broth and carrot soup with some other stuffs inside". After she assured me it was safe for consumption, I quickly took three scoops out of the bowl into my own bowl and started to sip it. Oh wow! The taste was out of this world and I just kept sipping and sipping until my bowl was empty.











After the soup which was meant to serve as the first course, she took my soup bowl away accommodating the plate for the main course which was Some Sweet and Sour sauce with Chinese rice. I really didn't care what it was called; all I cared about was to taste from the bowl which emitted a nice aroma as it was introduced. As the rice and sauce was served, I could not help sneaking a photo of the food with my phone. As I finished divulging the scrumptious meal, I realized that I hadn't paid enough attention to 'Miss S' who was eating quietly beside me and armed with a charming smile on her face as she gracefully ate her food.







After the meal, we sat at the table chatting away till I remembered I had totally lost track of the time. She persuaded me into staying a while longer and with her lovely charming smile I obliged her. As she was about clearing the dishes, I quickly stood to help her with it. Though she immediately insisted I need not bother but I insisted, being a gentleman, to help her with the dishes.

In the neat and spacious filled with provisions in the shelves and cuisine utensils, she whisked her away around the place and before I knew what was going on, she had already disposed of the garbage. She offered me a chair while she went on washing the dishes. I took another drink from the mango juice I had earlier and I felt royal drinking from that glass as we made small talk doing dishes. We then fixedly began to stare at each other in a very nice and loving manner and it felt so nice to know that I could feel safe when she's around me. She wrapped up what she was doing; put the items back to where they belonged and we left the kitchen to the sitting as I said my farewells to her sister and her guest. She then accompanied me off to her estate gate, where I was to mount a bike.

As I stood there under the setting clouds in the sky and the stars were beginning to shine slightly, she took my hand and I felt an urge to kiss her but for some funny reason I didn't want to kiss her because I didn't want to lead her on to think I was ready to date her nor being unfaithful to my girlfriend. This, among other reasons kept my head spinning. I could not phantom the thought of hurting my dear friend. As free bikes sped on, she kept clinging tighter to my hands not wanting me to leave and I could feel there was a little bit of sadness mixed up with her smile and I instantly felt guilty for making her feel this way. All that couldn't change anything because I definitely couldn't spend the night with her so I decided to take control of the situation and called a bike. I bargained the price and told him my destination, quickly hugged her tightly and pecked her on the cheek. As I was about to mount the bike, she whispered into my ears "Just so you know the last ingredient in that drink is Ice-cream". An animated shocked look could be seen on my face as I felt I had just being punked with cameras waiting for my reaction. As we sped off, I couldn't help smiling till I got to my destination.



As I got to the bus stop, I just kept imagining how my day had gone, how I was deceived with my own lustful desire into going to see 'Miss S.  The earlier excitement I had earlier in the day about going to 'get some' (that lustful desire) was surpassed by the feeling I felt on my way home.

A part of me concluded "Oh! U dulled it man, u had that ass right infront of u and u did nuffin" and the other part went, "u did good son! At least u didn't end up leading her on and then breaking her heart."

All I know is that I was stuffed and I felt fulfilled with my inner being, which meant an overall success for the entire day.



As I got home, I sent 'Miss S' a BBM message saying;



Me: thanks for a wonderful day! Although I didn't get my kiss...lol



Miss S: No u thanks hun! U made my month



Miss S: u won't understand it, but u made my week as well. Am sure nuffin can top this.



Me: wow! Am glad I did something positive then (wink)



Miss S: and about the kiss, well u knw itz sunday so u gotta keep it holy! Lmao



Me: that's blackmail u knw. But am happy I saw u though! Fanx and ave a lovely nyt.



Miss S: u welcme hun! Sweetdreams hun!



After the message, I put my phone to charge and watched 'No ordinary family' till I slept off.



Oh well! I guess she sure put my mind straight after reminding me it was a Sunday and Easter Sunday for that matter. At least I had something to be thankful for now; I put a smile on someone's face without doing too much.



I hope you had something to be thankful for? Because not even my anticipated kiss hindered all the things I had to be thankful for.



If u read this up to this point, I appreciate your valuable time spent in reading this. A Huge Thank You To You.

- Andrew

Friday, 11 May 2012

Easter Sunday, Part 1

Oh My! Its been Exactly six months since my last post. No! I've not been lazy, I've just been really busy with school... plus there has been no inspirations to write. OK, Fine! Call me lazy. Anyways, school's out and I have some time on my hands before I start my summer job (that is coming my way soon... lol) so I pledge to write and post as much stuff as I can.
In an attempt to revive my blog and as a source of inspirations, I've asked a couple of friends to be guest writers on my blog. So in the next few weeks, I got a couple of wonderful write-ups from awesome people to post.
My first guest writer is Andrew. He's a fun person, except when he calls me "fish" <__<. He enjoys writing and he's on the Ummm... (whats that word?), I don't remember. Anyways, Enjoy!

ANDREW

Hello literary Junkies, hey don't get offended by my tag name 'junkies', its my way of identifying with my kind.  Well there's nuffin and I mean absolutely nuffin about me that meets the Ordinary eye (atleast that's what I think.... (<__<) )
I am obsessed with any thing that has to do with Art, in whatever form it comes in , I welcome it with open arms. Now let me get to it:
I obviously am not perfect, I am a chocolate Cake addict,  I love to Design clothes in those really bored moments, I am Single by choice , I Love to write but I procrastinate a lot X_x(Reason I haven't written any other blogs in ages.), And Oh yes......... Thats the Reason why My Nutty Friend (NIFEMI 'aint got a Baby yet') as I love to refer to her, invited me . What inspires my blogs are Usually real life events and basically wishful thinking. I love reading blogs written by other 'Junkies', but If it aint funny and Captivating am sorry 'Andrew aint Reading'..

Well Fellow junkies that's a lil bit bout me and I hope that you enjoy my featured blog and please note "this wasn't written to Offend anyone." Please love life, Art and Cakes ... Adios Mes Amies (pardon my mixture of languages oh well u get the point bye!)



EASTER SUNDAY (PART 1)

BbbRrrriiinnnggg!!!

Urgh!...

That was the 7 O’clock alarm and I wanted to kill it! Damn... My slumber just began and I felt so exhausted. I needed more sleep so...

Snooze!

Whatever day it was, I wasn't ready to face it. Somewhere between Dawn (You know, that period when ur half eye tells you another day is here and the other is trapped by the dragon in Wonderland) and Morning, I began thinking about all I had planned to do for the Special Easter Sunday (Oops! It’s Easter Sunday!!!); which included; going to church and visiting 'Miss S' (I'll love to call her that).



Here's some lil' info on 'Miss S'; we met in church some years back and we just kicked it off from there, becoming very good friends. Our friendship included telephone Calls, text messages, and all cyber correspondence. She dominated my phone log more than I did hers and I was always faithful to wait for those calls. I noticed 'Miss S' was extremely gifted at being friendly with me and she liked me too more than usual. Intending to send the right message I kept things casual causing her to reduce her 6 to 7 calls to twice per day; then weekly and gradually, monthly.



I like 'Miss S' for reasons that that include her special talent of her culinary skills (cooking, juice punches, baking of snacks and bread etc). Such skills that I considered Wife Material prevented me initiating a relationship so as not to take advantage of her for selfish reasons. Basically, she is a Wife material.



BRrrriiiinnnnnnggggg!!!



The Alarm Snapped Me Out Of My Fantasy. Irritated, I turned it off and realized it was 10O'Clock! Oh shit!, I was late for church and I loathe being late for church so I decided not to go afterall. 'Miss S' out of my mind, I decided lazing the day out when my blackberry messenger alert went off.



Miss S: hey sweetheart!



Miss S: Happy easter to you my love!



Me: Hey! Sup?



Me: Same to you hun!



Miss S: Are u still in church?



Miss S: Cos I really wanna knw when u coming to my house, cos u knw u promised



Me: Oh shit! It totally skipped my mind babes.



Me: am @ home by the way



Miss S: what u doing at home aren't u meant to be in church? U knw today is easter sunday!



Me: I knw sweets, I was just too tired to go...



Miss S: too tired? Hmmmm Lazy Boy! Lmao...



Me: lemme alone jor! U can't blame me, after eating Eba for dinner @ 11pm. X_X



Miss S: Ahhhh lmao hw wud u eat eba at dat time of the night? Lol.. U this boy sha! Smh



Me: well itz my fault though! Cos it was made around 8pm, but I was too engrossed in a movie to even think of eating.



Miss S: gud for u! Lol.. Anyhwz r u still coming over?



Miss S: am gonna make it worth ur while ooo.



(At this point, my head was brainstorming possible events that could occur if I went.)



Me: Ok I will come.. Mayb!



Me: worth my while? Hmmm I am definitely coming sweetheart (wink)



Miss S: nutty boy! Anyhwz I wud b expecting u! Just let me knw when u on ur way k!



Miss S: wud talk to u later k! Am cooking nw...



Me: ok hun! Wud let u knw! Takea and dnt burn the house ooo.. (Jokes)



At this, I jumped out of bed and raced to the bathroom to brush and have my bath. By the time I was done dressing up, it was about 1pm and for some funny reason I didn't want to rush to her house, looking like a desperate fool. Parading around my room, I decided to watch an episode of a new series I stumbled on recently. As I was watching Episode 9 of 'No Ordinary Family', I couldn't get my mind off what 'Miss S' had meant when she said "I wud make it worth your while" but I was so ready to find out what she meant. So at around 2:30pm I decided it was time for me to go to 'Miss S' house. I boarded the Oshodi bus and while inside; I informed her that I was close by.



Me: hun! Am in d bus



Me: I shud b @ ur side in the next 20mins, all things being equal



Miss S: Oh great! I had been expecting u since nw



Miss S; I hope the food I made doesn't even get cold b4 u get here



Me; I hope so too oo cos I dnt like cold food.



Miss S: So wat r u doing nw?



Me: neva mind bout wat am doing nw, I could be doing u in d next 20mins



Miss S: hmmm lmao... Ok letz see, I owe u a kiss though.



Miss S: u just get urself over here



Me: I can't wait to finish ur lips both top and bottom



Miss S: too much talk, u get here first.



Me: almost @ ikeja hun!



Miss S: ok wen u get get to dat railway side just get a bike to Ogundana an den, u shud knw ur way frm dere.



Me: aiite love! See you in a bit.



(My mind was on another planet thinking about all that I could do to "Miss S")



Conductor: Ikeja underbridge, ikeja underbridge, ikeja!!!



Passanger: Ooo wa ooo ( I will come dwn here)



I was so carried away with the thought of seeing her that I totally forgot that my bus stop had been called severally. Thank God for the person who was to alight at the same bus stop. She tapped me and said

"Excuse me please! I want to come down from the bus".

As I heard her faint voice, I practically jumped out of the bus, creating room for her tiny frame to pass. On alighting the bus, there was this mischievous smirk on my face as I walked hastily to cross the overhead bridge. I could picture myself as Little Red Riding Hood hoping along to her granny's house with a basket, from the animated cartoon of "The little Red Riding hood". I felt such an awkward moment in which the World stared at me as I hoped along. This bothered me less because I knew it was worth it.


 As I crossed the bridge, I quickly hopped on a bike and I headed to her house. I got to her house less than 10minutes after our BBM conversation and on getting to the gate of her estate I pinged her but the network wouldn't deliver my messages. Oh well I really didn't bother about the messages not delivering, I simply walked down to her house and waited outside for a few seconds. I wasn't waiting because I was scared of going in, but I stood out there because I was unsure of which gate to go in through. It felt strange but I didn't want to make a fool of myself battling with a locked gate nor get unnecessarily questioned by the security guard. I was saved from my predicament when I heard a Soft sweet voice calling out my name. As I looked up, the voice belonged to a very sexy young lady with curvaceous and well proportioned body dressed in a fitted grey blouse and a short Blue jean which was positioned above her caramel skinned thighs matched with lovely sleek grey slippers.



Oh yes that was surely 'Miss S'. Luckily for me the BBM message I sent to her had already been delivered which made her come out to check if I had gotten to the front of her gate. She pointed out the right gate that I could use. Though, that didn't matter anymore. All that mattered now was to pass through the obstacle hindering me from hugging her nicely shaped body; believe me when I say BeyoncĂ© has got nothing on this beauty. I passed through the gate hastily so as to embrace this wonderful creation of God himself. As I walked towards her, my fast-pacing heart was filled with so much joy. A thousand thoughts of possible events that could occur raced my mind.  I felt so ecstatic, butterflies flooded my tummy and mixed emotions toiled my mind. As I got to where she stood, I gave her the most secure and warmest hug ever and I could tell she was very happy to see me.



Me: you look nice.



Miss S: thanks, you look nice as well and you smell wonderful by the way.



Me: thanks hun!



Miss S: I thought u were never gonna come.



Me: haba! I wouldn't do that to u



Miss S: gud! Well its soo nice seeing u again



Me: same



(As we walked into her house...)



Miss S: by the way my parents are around and I told them you were coming over



(I Froze!)

..... to be continued (in the next post, coming up on Wednesday, May 16th)

Yours Truly, Femi xx