Easter Sunday, Part 1

Oh My! Its been Exactly six months since my last post. No! I've not been lazy, I've just been really busy with school... plus there has been no inspirations to write. OK, Fine! Call me lazy. Anyways, school's out and I have some time on my hands before I start my summer job (that is coming my way soon... lol) so I pledge to write and post as much stuff as I can.
In an attempt to revive my blog and as a source of inspirations, I've asked a couple of friends to be guest writers on my blog. So in the next few weeks, I got a couple of wonderful write-ups from awesome people to post.
My first guest writer is Andrew. He's a fun person, except when he calls me "fish" <__<. He enjoys writing and he's on the Ummm... (whats that word?), I don't remember. Anyways, Enjoy!

ANDREW

Hello literary Junkies, hey don't get offended by my tag name 'junkies', its my way of identifying with my kind.  Well there's nuffin and I mean absolutely nuffin about me that meets the Ordinary eye (atleast that's what I think.... (<__<) )
I am obsessed with any thing that has to do with Art, in whatever form it comes in , I welcome it with open arms. Now let me get to it:
I obviously am not perfect, I am a chocolate Cake addict,  I love to Design clothes in those really bored moments, I am Single by choice , I Love to write but I procrastinate a lot X_x(Reason I haven't written any other blogs in ages.), And Oh yes......... Thats the Reason why My Nutty Friend (NIFEMI 'aint got a Baby yet') as I love to refer to her, invited me . What inspires my blogs are Usually real life events and basically wishful thinking. I love reading blogs written by other 'Junkies', but If it aint funny and Captivating am sorry 'Andrew aint Reading'..

Well Fellow junkies that's a lil bit bout me and I hope that you enjoy my featured blog and please note "this wasn't written to Offend anyone." Please love life, Art and Cakes ... Adios Mes Amies (pardon my mixture of languages oh well u get the point bye!)



EASTER SUNDAY (PART 1)

BbbRrrriiinnnggg!!!

Urgh!...

That was the 7 O’clock alarm and I wanted to kill it! Damn... My slumber just began and I felt so exhausted. I needed more sleep so...

Snooze!

Whatever day it was, I wasn't ready to face it. Somewhere between Dawn (You know, that period when ur half eye tells you another day is here and the other is trapped by the dragon in Wonderland) and Morning, I began thinking about all I had planned to do for the Special Easter Sunday (Oops! It’s Easter Sunday!!!); which included; going to church and visiting 'Miss S' (I'll love to call her that).



Here's some lil' info on 'Miss S'; we met in church some years back and we just kicked it off from there, becoming very good friends. Our friendship included telephone Calls, text messages, and all cyber correspondence. She dominated my phone log more than I did hers and I was always faithful to wait for those calls. I noticed 'Miss S' was extremely gifted at being friendly with me and she liked me too more than usual. Intending to send the right message I kept things casual causing her to reduce her 6 to 7 calls to twice per day; then weekly and gradually, monthly.



I like 'Miss S' for reasons that that include her special talent of her culinary skills (cooking, juice punches, baking of snacks and bread etc). Such skills that I considered Wife Material prevented me initiating a relationship so as not to take advantage of her for selfish reasons. Basically, she is a Wife material.



BRrrriiiinnnnnnggggg!!!



The Alarm Snapped Me Out Of My Fantasy. Irritated, I turned it off and realized it was 10O'Clock! Oh shit!, I was late for church and I loathe being late for church so I decided not to go afterall. 'Miss S' out of my mind, I decided lazing the day out when my blackberry messenger alert went off.



Miss S: hey sweetheart!



Miss S: Happy easter to you my love!



Me: Hey! Sup?



Me: Same to you hun!



Miss S: Are u still in church?



Miss S: Cos I really wanna knw when u coming to my house, cos u knw u promised



Me: Oh shit! It totally skipped my mind babes.



Me: am @ home by the way



Miss S: what u doing at home aren't u meant to be in church? U knw today is easter sunday!



Me: I knw sweets, I was just too tired to go...



Miss S: too tired? Hmmmm Lazy Boy! Lmao...



Me: lemme alone jor! U can't blame me, after eating Eba for dinner @ 11pm. X_X



Miss S: Ahhhh lmao hw wud u eat eba at dat time of the night? Lol.. U this boy sha! Smh



Me: well itz my fault though! Cos it was made around 8pm, but I was too engrossed in a movie to even think of eating.



Miss S: gud for u! Lol.. Anyhwz r u still coming over?



Miss S: am gonna make it worth ur while ooo.



(At this point, my head was brainstorming possible events that could occur if I went.)



Me: Ok I will come.. Mayb!



Me: worth my while? Hmmm I am definitely coming sweetheart (wink)



Miss S: nutty boy! Anyhwz I wud b expecting u! Just let me knw when u on ur way k!



Miss S: wud talk to u later k! Am cooking nw...



Me: ok hun! Wud let u knw! Takea and dnt burn the house ooo.. (Jokes)



At this, I jumped out of bed and raced to the bathroom to brush and have my bath. By the time I was done dressing up, it was about 1pm and for some funny reason I didn't want to rush to her house, looking like a desperate fool. Parading around my room, I decided to watch an episode of a new series I stumbled on recently. As I was watching Episode 9 of 'No Ordinary Family', I couldn't get my mind off what 'Miss S' had meant when she said "I wud make it worth your while" but I was so ready to find out what she meant. So at around 2:30pm I decided it was time for me to go to 'Miss S' house. I boarded the Oshodi bus and while inside; I informed her that I was close by.



Me: hun! Am in d bus



Me: I shud b @ ur side in the next 20mins, all things being equal



Miss S: Oh great! I had been expecting u since nw



Miss S; I hope the food I made doesn't even get cold b4 u get here



Me; I hope so too oo cos I dnt like cold food.



Miss S: So wat r u doing nw?



Me: neva mind bout wat am doing nw, I could be doing u in d next 20mins



Miss S: hmmm lmao... Ok letz see, I owe u a kiss though.



Miss S: u just get urself over here



Me: I can't wait to finish ur lips both top and bottom



Miss S: too much talk, u get here first.



Me: almost @ ikeja hun!



Miss S: ok wen u get get to dat railway side just get a bike to Ogundana an den, u shud knw ur way frm dere.



Me: aiite love! See you in a bit.



(My mind was on another planet thinking about all that I could do to "Miss S")



Conductor: Ikeja underbridge, ikeja underbridge, ikeja!!!



Passanger: Ooo wa ooo ( I will come dwn here)



I was so carried away with the thought of seeing her that I totally forgot that my bus stop had been called severally. Thank God for the person who was to alight at the same bus stop. She tapped me and said

"Excuse me please! I want to come down from the bus".

As I heard her faint voice, I practically jumped out of the bus, creating room for her tiny frame to pass. On alighting the bus, there was this mischievous smirk on my face as I walked hastily to cross the overhead bridge. I could picture myself as Little Red Riding Hood hoping along to her granny's house with a basket, from the animated cartoon of "The little Red Riding hood". I felt such an awkward moment in which the World stared at me as I hoped along. This bothered me less because I knew it was worth it.


 As I crossed the bridge, I quickly hopped on a bike and I headed to her house. I got to her house less than 10minutes after our BBM conversation and on getting to the gate of her estate I pinged her but the network wouldn't deliver my messages. Oh well I really didn't bother about the messages not delivering, I simply walked down to her house and waited outside for a few seconds. I wasn't waiting because I was scared of going in, but I stood out there because I was unsure of which gate to go in through. It felt strange but I didn't want to make a fool of myself battling with a locked gate nor get unnecessarily questioned by the security guard. I was saved from my predicament when I heard a Soft sweet voice calling out my name. As I looked up, the voice belonged to a very sexy young lady with curvaceous and well proportioned body dressed in a fitted grey blouse and a short Blue jean which was positioned above her caramel skinned thighs matched with lovely sleek grey slippers.



Oh yes that was surely 'Miss S'. Luckily for me the BBM message I sent to her had already been delivered which made her come out to check if I had gotten to the front of her gate. She pointed out the right gate that I could use. Though, that didn't matter anymore. All that mattered now was to pass through the obstacle hindering me from hugging her nicely shaped body; believe me when I say Beyoncé has got nothing on this beauty. I passed through the gate hastily so as to embrace this wonderful creation of God himself. As I walked towards her, my fast-pacing heart was filled with so much joy. A thousand thoughts of possible events that could occur raced my mind.  I felt so ecstatic, butterflies flooded my tummy and mixed emotions toiled my mind. As I got to where she stood, I gave her the most secure and warmest hug ever and I could tell she was very happy to see me.



Me: you look nice.



Miss S: thanks, you look nice as well and you smell wonderful by the way.



Me: thanks hun!



Miss S: I thought u were never gonna come.



Me: haba! I wouldn't do that to u



Miss S: gud! Well its soo nice seeing u again



Me: same



(As we walked into her house...)



Miss S: by the way my parents are around and I told them you were coming over



(I Froze!)

..... to be continued (in the next post, coming up on Wednesday, May 16th)

Yours Truly, Femi xx